lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

(via chloeguinan)

whenever i try and learn something new
  • me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  • me:
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  • me: it is because I am a failure
  • me: everything I touch dies

dutchster:

when you lean forward in the car the seatbelt is like “WAIT TOO FAST I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE” like aw someone cares about me

(via dutchster)

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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(via jesuschristvevo)

tastier:

(18+)